Farewell ASOS, our time was brief

6 Jul

Now that Shaun and I have started the process of buying a house, we thought it would be a really smart idea to get a joint bank account. Great idea, right?

Wrong.

At the time, I was all for it…but now as I sit here staring blankly at the bank statement that lists my latest purchase from ASOS, I realise quickly that my life is about to come to an end. You see, Shaun is one-step away from tattooing “BUDGET” on my arm so I never forget it… so the next time he logs into the banking and sees the deadly words “ASOS ORDER” like a McDonald’s sign to a child’s eye, my life will be over.

Please PLEASE at least make Shaun bury me in this final (bloody well priced) ASOS purchase:


Thank you and goodbye.
I love you ASOS. You were worth it.

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